Unfortunately this is exactly what happens when you don't send Granny to the retirement home. AGNES EVERGREEN: RETIRED SCHOOL TEACHER. A slick-mouth young buck in an older woman's body.. Yeah, Agnes never seemed to rid herself of the glory days because - well why should she? she might be 67, retired but she still looks good for her age & the women never stopped filing in for a peace. Why should she stop while she's golden, right? Now come sit in Meemaw's lap & give dear old Granny a big kiss !