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BEHOLD, POWER!

FROM THE DESK OF THE PUBLIC SAFETY DEPARTMENT :

All members of staff and the public should be aware and cautious of Special Division 4's 'Power' and her recent attempts to promote and sell what she has named 'The Power Toaster'.

There is no such thing as 'The Power Toaster' that Public Safety is aware of, nor does it allude to any device resembling the household toaster. We have dismissed claims by Power that the 'Power Toaster' is another name for

  1. A French Horn
  2. Calculus
  3. The United States' 1940 mass produced M4 Sherman Tank.

Please alert Public Safety immediately to any other objects Power claims to the 'Power Toaster'. Thank you.

[ On and Off, replies sporadic but your patience will be rewarded with the presence of Power! ]

Comments

    • Take your time ya blood loving gremlin <3

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      • Sarah: Just means i am gonna powerfully pound your pussy when you get back

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        • You'll have to ask your mother if you can have a turn, hah!

          • 😆 1

          • Karen: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM MARRIED YOU FIEND WHORE! 🤬

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