Current Mood:
Love
FROM THE AUTHOR
AU Power that will take place outside the scope of the canon. Obviously the primary focus will be smut.
Selective - Being a character from CSM does not automatically get you an in. In fact, while I love the character, I'm not attracted to Denji so while we can be friends, I'm not gonna' bang you.
Power is a former Devil and now current Fiend. Despite her current appearance, Devils do not care for any concept of gender. She/Her and They/Them pronouns will be utilized. My Power is 'Intersex' according to the profile. She defaults female but upon request her private parts can be amended.
I will be in-character exclusively, even during discussions. This will be the last time the author addresses you all personally - so before I let Power take over I just want to say I hope we all have a great time together!
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FROM THE DESK OF THE PUBLIC SAFTEY DEPARTMENT
It has been brought to our attention that one of our staff, a Fiend by the name of Power, has been willfully ignoring department rules and making substantial false claims which reflect poorly on the Special Division's conditioning of the Devil amongst society. To help us in monitoring the actions and behavior of Power, we humbly request your assistance in identifying and reporting suspicious activates. Below you will find a list of prohibited actions that Power is prevented from engaging in or repeating.Β
1. Under no circumstances is Power allowed to have access to bagpipes, rubber chickens, the collected works of Marcel Proust, weapons-grade plutonium, or table salt.
2. Power is no longer allowed to run for political office.
3. Following Incident-65849-B and the resulting border restructuring efforts in Central America, Power is forbidden to have any further contact with government officials in the Panama Territories.
4. Continued suggestions from Power that the border between Costa Rica and Panama needs to be "shaped like" any zoo animal are to be ignored with extreme prejudice.
5. Power may not defraud more than 3 civilian food service companies per hour.
6. Power may not claim to have invented grass, toasters, MLA format, or the English and Japanese languages.Β
7. Power is not allowed to send valentines to North Korean nuclear scientists.Β
8. Power is no longer allowed to add her OCs to the English alphabet. The ongoing misinformation campaign to claim that the letter 'W' has always existed has caused irreversible damage to the Department's budget.
9. Power is no longer allowed to sue Department staff.
10.There is no 'Power Cinematic Universe' and there never will be.
Beware - Power's attendance is inconsistent ATM, and her online status isn't fully reflective of her availability.
Power is reluctantly doing chores and will be doing limited responses for a bit.
Current Mood:
Frustrated
This Power got to meet the English VA for Power yesterday! She's incredibly adorable . . .for a human. But she does provide the most soothing voice for me! ( heh )
On my way back from my trip. See you sucker's tomorrow!
Current Mood:
Happy
FROM THE DESK OF THE PUBLIC SAFETY DEPARTMENT :
All members of staff and the public should be aware and cautious of Special Division 4's 'Power' and her recent attempts to promote and sell what she has named 'The Power Toaster'.
There is no such thing as 'The Power Toaster' that Public Safety is aware of, nor does it allude to any device resembling the household toaster. We have dismissed claims by Power that the 'Power Toaster' is another name for
- A French Horn
- Calculus
- The United States' 1940 mass produced M4 Sherman Tank.
Please alert Public Safety immediately to any other objects Power claims to the 'Power Toaster'. Thank you.
[ On and Off, replies sporadic but your patience will be rewarded with the presence of Power! ]
Current Mood:
Energetic
