" I want to file a complaint! Who's the commanding officer here!?"
"That would be me, can I assist you, ma'am?"
"I want to file a complaint! One of your officers sexually harassed me! Called a quote 'fat old pearl clutching whore!' WHY I NEVER!"
She clutched her pearls dramatically.
"Ma'am, if you feel offended by an accurate description, then perhaps we might compensate you for it? Pleasing unsatisfied egos does fall in our job description." Ada said with an almost mechanical tone as she looked up at the saggy, plump Karen.
" I want to file a complaint! Who's the commanding officer here!?"
"That would be me, can I assist you, ma'am?"
"I want to file a complaint! One of your officers sexually harassed me! Called a quote 'fat old pearl clutching whore!' WHY I NEVER!"
She clutched her pearls dramatically.
"Ma'am, if you feel offended by an accurate description, then perhaps we might compensate you for it? Pleasing unsatisfied egos does fall in our job description." Ada said with an almost mechanical tone as she looked up at the saggy, plump Karen.