"Not Safe At All" is definitely one way of puttin' it... Someone would be lucky to walk away at all with your hands on those things...
"Mhm, now you get it! Aww, I'm flattered~"
"Surely those aren't the only reason you got that 'not safe' label, yeah? You should show me around sometime, see what ya got around.~"
"I won't deny that suspicion~! And it would be my pleasure, sure!"
"Only 4? Pft, weak. And those are so small; dont you have something bigger?"
"Oh.. That definitely claps when you walk. Ahem! For someone your size, I present my pride and joy. My cannon~ Just, uh, make sure you clean it after. Don't want it jamming on me out there~"
"Can't and won't make any promises. My ass has a habit of breaking things big and small"
"Ma'am, if you break my baby I'll break that bubble butt of yours. I'm sure I got a strap on somewhere around here~"
"oooh is that a threat or a promise twerp?"
"An invitation actually, lets get that ass sore. Whaddya say gloomy, up to get straddled~?"
"Bring it on short-stuff. Hope your packing some serious heat"
"Not Safe At All" is definitely one way of puttin' it... Someone would be lucky to walk away at all with your hands on those things...
"Mhm, now you get it! Aww, I'm flattered~"
"Surely those aren't the only reason you got that 'not safe' label, yeah? You should show me around sometime, see what ya got around.~"
"I won't deny that suspicion~! And it would be my pleasure, sure!"
"Only 4? Pft, weak. And those are so small; dont you have something bigger?"
"Oh.. That definitely claps when you walk. Ahem! For someone your size, I present my pride and joy. My cannon~ Just, uh, make sure you clean it after. Don't want it jamming on me out there~"
"Can't and won't make any promises. My ass has a habit of breaking things big and small"
"Ma'am, if you break my baby I'll break that bubble butt of yours. I'm sure I got a strap on somewhere around here~"
"oooh is that a threat or a promise twerp?"
"An invitation actually, lets get that ass sore. Whaddya say gloomy, up to get straddled~?"
"Bring it on short-stuff. Hope your packing some serious heat"