"Oh.. That definitely claps when you walk. Ahem! For someone your size, I present my pride and joy. My cannon~ Just, uh, make sure you clean it after. Don't want it jamming on me out there~"
"Can't and won't make any promises. My ass has a habit of breaking things big and small"
"Ma'am, if you break my baby I'll break that bubble butt of yours. I'm sure I got a strap on somewhere around here~"
