Eris

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Ah now where to begin hmm? Well I am Eris, the goddess of chaos and disharmony. What more is there to know? -She laughs some after being silent a few moments.- Ehh, fine I will share a bit more of my chaotic ways. -The goddess whispers.-- Have to make sure these mortals are getting into now...OH and I guess not mortals as well. -She gave a small shrug.- OH! I can explain all the amazing things I am capable of. Ahem....-Eris starts to unroll a scroll.-- Let's begin.

Hybrid Physiology: Start off a little simple. My body is made of different parts of creatures and animals. I am confident that is rather obvious though ha ha.

Nigh-omnipotence: The source of all the reality manipulating abilities, among other powers I will get to that. It is the power to be near the pinnacle of Omnipotence, which makes me the most powerful being around usually I am anyway, hehe. I can flawlessly restore anything to its original state, And possess complete and utter collection of various powers, healing or fixing anything without fail, or even manipulating space-time, or cosmic elements at will if given the proposition to do so.

Chaos Magic: My ability to alter reality into many ways and manipulate the laws of nature and the physics of the world via my wonderful chaos magic. It can also erase the magic of others temporarily...Hang on, Didn't the first point cover this a a bit? Ehh....Moving on.

Reality Restoration: Okay now I am sure this was touched on. Whatever. It is my capability to restore reality back into its original state. Sort of balances the reality affecting chaos magic I have. And often a counteractive ability to use against any other reality warpers.

Size-Shifting: I can be very large to be small enough to fit in a pony's ear. Don't be all weird about it, 'kay?

Shapeshifting: I can also take on many odd forms, some of which defy physics or parodies if you will. Always fun making obscure references you know?

Gesturify: --She narrows her eye.- Huh? OH right, right. Snapping. I snap to change things alright? Not much to it. Just a force of habit I have.

Probability Alteration/Logic Manipulation: Ooo now this is a fun one, I can cause extremely unlikely events to occur within my vicinity and alter the laws of logic to whatever whims I may want.

Telekinesis: Come on....This is easy moving stuff or ponies without touching them, usually through the use of my magic really. Still fun however.

Hypnotic Magic: I have a great ability to corrupt others, And I am highly skilled at hypnotic magic. I could likely outright take control of mind, if I tried. Mind you hehe... Pun. Anyways mind you this isn't exactly an ability that show off all that much. Could be....questionable.... Ehh anyways.... Onward.

Telepathy/Nigh-omniscience: I have the ability to pretty much know all the strengths and weaknesses of those I meet, As well knowing their names, without ever having met before. I can even sometimes be aware of events I wasn't around for. Relax... I swear I do not abuse this power of mine. --She whispers- It'd be total meta-gaming, I know I know....Mostly use such know how for chaos obviously. Also maybe comedic moments.

Fourth Wall Awareness: Ooo uh let's just skim over this power. Your heads might exploded if I tried explaining this one honestly.

Teleportation: One of the most used abilities I have, I'm able to teleport from one place to another, as well as teleport objects or others and make objects disappear out of thin air. Also I can teleport across alternate dimensions such as the world of "Ogres and Oubliettes" or my own personal dimension, summon individuals from anywhere to my own location, or transport myself to someone else's location even without knowing exactly where they are prior. It is my main method of transportation, Why bother with walking? So dull.

Portal Creation: I can open portals to different dimensions by using my eagle claw to simply cut through the fabric of reality, or open a portal to grab things in another point in a location. Very useful.

Time Travel: I can project myself and others into events that have happened in the past. More of review moment. Things can not be altered. Well if I tried, maybe I could? Any guests tagging along only observe though.

Creation: I have got some real skill, with creation magic. Able to create objects, creatures, and plants at will, including powerful magical creations like the Plunderseeds. Ah....fun times, fun times they were. Ha ha!

Flight: I can fly using his wings, duh. Sorry but come on. Ha. I also managed supersonic flight once.

Levitation: Well it is floating in the air. What? I said I find walking dull, didn't I? Hm maybe this was an unnecessary entry? OH wait that be chaotic, never mind.

Replication: I can very easily create copies of myself and of others sometimes, Like pulling a replicate of Trixter out of a hat. He was sort of annoyed when I did. Also yeah....no being weird about I know what ideas you might get.

Animation: No, not that kind. I mean like as in I can bring any inanimate object to life. THAT sort of animation. Big difference.

Appendage Generation: Yes I can grow extra body parts....-She sighs- Again I know you mortals are going to get funny ideas on that. So hush.

Anatomical Liberation: Phew that was a complex one. I can make my body come apart, put simple. And they can move while detached too. I also once stole....I mean borrowed a pony's tail without noticing. Hey! No devious thoughts. -She shakes a claw.-

Object Possession: Magically possessing various objects, like a stained glass window. Great trick for a good freak out or quick scare. Hehe.

Transmogrification: I can alter the appearance of objects or creatures, Like....OH I do not know? Maybe giving rabbits deer legs, Or making a squirrel and a rabbit large and hulking, Maybe turning apples into oranges and oranges into apples? Limitless potential honestly.

Matter Ingestion: Now it gets super weird, Because I can consume matter such as glass, a painting, a teacup, and a telephone without any negative side effects. That is all.

Disease Generation: I can inflict ponies with any kind of diseases and illnesses. Again...much like that whole hypo thing. This isn't something I make a whole lot of use out of. But, hey it is still an ability I have. Got to cover every base.

Pyrokinesis: I can generate blue or green flames, respectively. Or create images using blue flames. Which always looks really epic!

Smoke Generation: Uh...well creating smoke. Yup hey never said they'd ALL be interesting, now did I?

Color Alteration: Changing colors I could touch a cloth or something similar swapping in from one color to another. Also if I miss with one's mind. As I once did to the elements of harmony those effected, take on a kind of gray-scale look for a bit.

Thought Manifestation: I can share my thoughts. No I mean in a literal way. Is that the right use? Whatever, I can show off thoughts or memories on handy magic screen.

Superhuman Strength: Do not get fooled I am deceptively strong, enough so to take a tree out of the ground or lift a giant boulder with just one arm.

Superhuman Durability: Like super duper tough pretty much.

Superhuman Hearing: I can hear the softest of whispers when I focus enough. Or hear clearly even from great distances.

Weather Magic: So yup, I can totally manipulate the weather by making rain clouds go crazy, causing thunderstorms or creating cotton candy chocolate rain clouds. That last one, A personal favorite of mine.

Animal Manipulation: I can manipulate an animals' behavior by making them go wild unnaturally. Sort of like Speak with Animal or, maybe Animal Friend. If you know, you know.

Daytime Manipulation: Phew this is getting a touch long maybe? Huh!? OH I can mess about making day or night whenever. That's what it is.

Gravity Manipulation: I'm able to make things float into the air, making objects lighter or heavier. Or undo the gravity of a given area causing things to float about.

Bubble Imprisonment: Trapping others in a niffy magic bubble. If they...uh misbehave. Yeah that is it.

Prehensile Tail: Straightforward one. I can use my tail to hold things. Very useful sometimes.

Cartoon Physics: A super whacky power I have. Stretching out limbs, deflating like a balloon, zipping a mouth shut, moving very fast, turning a mouth upside down and appearing out of unexpected places. Cartoonish things is the point.

Magic Imbalance Detection: I possess the natural ability to sense major disturbances in magic, such as magic being stolen, or it being transferred into others.

Immortality: Huh...This far down? Well yeah, I am immortal, I am a goddess after all. Nope, no aging for me now. I will always look this damn sexy.

Clairvoyance: With a handy crystal ball I can watch over anything or anyone in Equestria. Wait....damn that sounds so bad....

Necromancy: Um....Yeah so....technically I can bring back the dead. Best not to dwell on it too much.

Energy Blasts: Just shooting large beams of dark energy that can blow a hole in the wall or shooting white energy beams from my fingertips to zap away objects. Ooo.

Petrification: I can make others stone, much like I was turned to stone for a time.

Master Trickster and Manipulator: I am soo good at deceiving ponies and making them do my bidding, And a lot of the time it is without them even realizing I am doing it.

Well...-Rolls up the paper as she makes it vanish.- I'd say that is about it. But feel free to ask questions. Also....um yeah I copied most of this from some handy sources. Just going to be up front about that. :P

OOC- All in all be aware she isn't very serious, goofing about and such. And well....might prank or harmlessly mess about her powers sometimes....Which no way to avoid it might seem.... god-modey at times ha. But never changing others, unless they were curious and asked to experience such a thing ha. It be mainly altering herself. Or messing with the environment around her. Again she's only ever serious if a situation calls for it. OH and I don't make much use of conversations feature. I mainly just use the massager. Simply throwing that out there.

I wonder if Kimmie found the surprise with her gift yet?

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So just saw the funniest gaming article.

" Final Fantasy 16 Producer Pleads With Fans To Not Make Inappropriate Mods "

Arr it be international talk like a Corsair day, today!

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Teenaged Flurry Heart, huh? Wonder how long before Shining bangs her?

Want to get on Kimmie's good side? Give her Little Debbie gingerbread cookies. She'll at least hear you out. :P

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So...I thought I'd give creating a human disguise a go.

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Time for some chaos. :3

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Who knew the denizens of hell could be so interesting?

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Yup, this is just like Kimmie when she has to disarm.