Let's just get one thing straight real quick... I'm not, lol.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm gonna be making a few things clear. This isn't your run-of-the-mill "big alien, big sex" shit. Nah, I'm supposed to be a hero!! But uhhh... yeah, the omnitrix isn't exactly something simple. Sometimes being a hero means revitalizing a species and uhhh... not all species reproduce the same way. Look, you try having a few hundred kids as any number of different aliens and see if you don't get a bit messed up from it!! After a while, things started kind of getting to my head and I found myself staring at all kinds of odd porn in my free time. I talked it over with Azmuth and he thinks it might be a side effect for all the extra work lately. He recommends I get a bit of therapy for stress relief, but I'll be honest... I kind of dig it. So let's see what happens next, folks!!!
