Beastman Bastard.~

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Ya know me, ya maybe love me, you probably hate me! Pit boss, solving problems with my fists and maybe a few bucks, heh! Lookin' forward to meetin' all ya guys, gals and everything in between!

💕

Wish I had serotonin instead of this huge dick

I'm not matching your freak. I'm surpassing your freak. I am the freakiest. This is a competition.

incredibly rough day yet I still have energy? Huh…weird.

// A fewwww drinks for me sooo if my writing gets a bit sloppy, sorry!

If I make it out if this shift without committing a felony, I’ll eat my own boot.

The vibes are most certainly off so hopefully should be on tonight. If not, you know why.

Gonna be up and down for a while to tend to some things. Won’t get to replies til later!~

Ugh, job number 2 in a bit. Gonna be practically dead afterwards so I'll be around tomorrow night!~

I need a case of monster injected directly into my veins..

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