It's times like this where I'm reminded of a particular shitpost song that always cycles around whenever shortstacks are brought up...
No, no, that's not it... I can't remember what the original was called to save my like, though...
Something something starting like:
Shortstacks, fat ass
Big ol' fucking tiiiits!
Imp or goblin
I just want it, want it, want iiiiiit-
Slobbing on my knob and sitting on my erect dick~!
haha never heared it but sounds interesting