Buns...
Wait. Is this where we apply the "bury bone" joke here?
It honestly should.
Uh, phal-... Dick. Just gonna say it. That'll definitely dig low and deep.
Well I mean, if you've got one lying around nearby, that'd be a pretty good shovel, haha.
Well, it certainly doesn't Come off, sorta? Unless you count a dildo for that!..
I digress. It does the job!